So, remember those billions of soap dishes I was doing for the shop? A few of them came out with glaze flaws or what have you, so they got given away as seconds or scattered throughout the CCNL’s bathrooms. Today, one of my co-workers noticed the soap dish in the main floor bathroom was missing.
It hasn’t fallen off the sink.
It didn’t fall into the garbage can.
It was simply there yesterday, and gone today.
Man, you *know* your stuff’s awesome when pieces with crappy glaze jobs and a chip in the corner get stolen. I haven’t stopped grinning since he told me. :-)
 Figure may be slightly exaggerated.